This year, our "Injection of Liquidity Menu" is:
CosmoPaulson - A generous bailout of vodka, triple sec, cranberry and lime juices
Cognito Mojito - A communicative combo of Stoli Citros, strawberry lemonade, sugared rim and mint
Collateralized Drinking Obligation - A complex mix of Stoli vodka, Elderflower water and lychee with a warm orange twist
TARPatini - An instant balance sheet cleaner, with Captain Morgan, Malibu and Myers mixed along with exotic juices
The Wall Street Bonus - Don't eliminate this sobering year-end blend - an on-the-rocks refresher for some, but not all.
If you haven't guessed, the Wall Street Bonus is a nice, tall glass of water... on the rocks.
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